my heart says yes but my mom says no
"Toys R Us got me fucked up"
BRING IT ON
Aight look here I got some days off from work and i need for yall to make this a good/interesting night.
Meh too! Tell you friends. I’ll tell my friends. We can do this!! I need real live randomness in my inbox tonight/tomorrow/Wednesday!!
MY ULTIMATE CREATION
I got up today to watch the sky wake up
The King’s School of Impersonation
was inspired by morning skies.. not that i know anything of sunrises *guilty pleasures*
I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
my new favorite color